J’ai une amie qui est propriétaire d’immeubles. Elle n’en peut plus de l’administration municipale de Montréal qui lui tombe dessus, rien que pour le plaisir de l’écoeurer.
Le pire? À elle, qui est avocate, on lui fait le coup du nul n’est censé ignorer la loi. Et là -dessus de lui sortir chaque fois un règlement dont elle ignorait même l’existence. Et pour me montrer à quel point les administrations nous emmerdent, elle me fait parvenir ce texte parodique sur l’Arche de Noé, et comment cette gigantesque embarcation ne pourrait même plus pendre la mer, tellement les lois actuelles nous étouffent. C’est un bijou.
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IL ÉTAIT UNE FOIS...
En 2015 après Jésus-Christ, Dieu visite Noé et lui dit: "Une fois encore, la Terre est devenue invivable et surpeuplée. Construis une arche et rassemble un couple de chaque être vivant ainsi que quelques bons humains. Dans six mois, j’envoie la pluie durant quarante jours et quarante nuits, et je détruis tout!" Six mois plus tard, Dieu retourne visiter Noé et ne voit qu’une ébauche de construction navale.
- Mais, Noé, tu n’as pratiquement rien fait! Demain il commence à pleuvoir!
- Pardonne-moi, Tout Puissant, j’ai fait tout mon possible mais les temps ont changé.
- J’ai essayé de bâtir l’arche mais il faut un permis de construire et l’inspecteur me fait des
 ennuis au sujet du système d’alarme anti-incendie.Â
- Mes voisins ont créé une association parce que la construction de l’échafaudage dans ma cour
 viole le règlement de copropriété et obstrue leur vue. J’ai dû recourir à un conciliateur pour
 arriver à un accord.
- L’urbanisme m’a obligé à réaliser une étude de faisabilité et à déposer un mémoire sur les
 coûts des travaux nécessaires pour transporter l’arche jusqu’à la mer. Pas moyen de leur faire
 comprendre que la mer allait venir jusqu’à nous. Ils ont refusé de me croire.
PLUS CAPABLE DE COUPER DU BOIS EN PAIX
- La coupe du bois de construction naval s’est heurtée aux multiples associations pour la Protection de l’environnement sous le triple motif que je contribuais à la déforestation, que mon autorisation donnée par les Eaux et Forêts n’avait pas de valeur aux yeux du ministère de l’Environnement, et que cela détruisait l’habitat de plusieurs espèces animales. J’ai pourtant expliqué qu’il s’agissait, au contraire, de préserver ces espèces, rien n’y a fait.
- J’avais à peine commencé à rassembler les couples d’animaux que la SPA et WWF me sont tombées sur le dos pour acte de cruauté envers les animaux parce que je les soustrayais contre leur gré à leur milieu naturel et que je les enfermais dans des pièces trop exiguës.
LES SYNDICATS SUR LE DOS
- Ensuite, l’agence gouvernementale pour le développement durable a exigé une étude de
 l’impact sur l’environnement de ce fameux déluge.
- Dans le même temps, je me débattais avec le ministère du Travail, qui me reprochait de violer
  la législation en utilisant des travailleurs bénévoles. Je les avais embauchés car les syndicats
  m’avaient interdit d’employer mes propres fils, disant que je ne devais employer que des
  travailleurs hautement qualifiés et, dans tous les cas, syndiqués.
ET ENFIN LE FISC
- Enfin le fisc a saisi tous mes avoirs, prétextant que je me préparais à fuir illégalement le pays tandis que les douanes menaçaient de m’assigner devant les tribunaux pour "tentative de franchissement de frontière en possession d’espèces protégées ou reconnues comme dangereuses". Aussi, pardonne-moi, Tout Puissant, mais j’ai manqué de persévérance et j’ai abandonné ce projet.
Aussitôt les nuages se sont dissipés, un arc-en-ciel est apparu et le Soleil a lui.
- Mais tu renonces à détruire le monde?, demanda Noé.
- Inutile, répondit Dieu, l’administration s’en charge.
Ça semble exagéré, mais les administrations municipales multiplient les codes et réglementations, justement pour que les gens les enfreignent sans le savoir et leur coller de juteuses amendes. Ma copine est dans NDG. Elle paie pour les erreurs de l’administration Applebaum, voire des malversations (la justice nous le dira). Ces amendes distribuées comme autant de dragées, sont comme des taxes qui n’osent dire leur nom. Et les commerces, eux, s’effondrent.
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